post on the aquarium really is coming....i just don't want to forget some of the priceless things i've heard in the past few days!
friday evening the kids & i were on our way to my sister's. rae was going on & on about the monsters in her room. you know how it goes.....i told her monsters aren't real & she insisted they are. she told me what the giant ones in her room look like. they're mean & each is a different color. she said they would bite her. going along with it (there was no convincing her otherwise. i have no idea where the stubborn stuff comes from!), i asked what would happen if they bit her.
the little voice in the backseat whispered, "i'd turn into a zombie!"
WHAT?! where the hell does she hear this stuff??? she's clearly watching too much tv!!!
her other comment this week was 1 simple little word.....but i nearly peed my pants. i was in the kitchen & she was in the basement. she was clearly frustrated about something (a chair i think) & i heard her mutter "...jackass..."
WHAT?! where the hell does she hear this stuff??? wait, i already know that answer.
oops.
perhaps she shouldn't ride in the car with me.....ever. :)
me
- ali
- a small town girl who loves to visit the city, dance when no one is looking, & sing at the top of her lungs---all while trying to get through her hot mess of a life with her 2 beautiful babies, rae & beast.
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2 comments:
Very funny!!
That is so funny. I used to say O' Crap and then one day Gavin said it. We started telling him it isn't O'Crap it is O'Quack liek the duck. So when people ask that is what we tell them. I am not about to say yeah he got it from me. O' quack is much cuter!
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